17 January 2009

Bible Trivia


Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married?

A: Ruthless.

Q: What do they call pastors in Germany?

A: German Shepherds.

Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q: What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

A: Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the back of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A: Samson. He brought the house down.

Q: What excuse did ADam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q: Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A: Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A: The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Q: Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?

A: David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q: Which Bible character had no parents?

A: Joshua, son of Nun.

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